I believe this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Perhaps it's time change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of geese came out over a building. They were running all over the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in uttershock.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe this just happened. , I kid you not, I feel I'm going to pass out! All of it was just beyond belief.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- I'm going to have to write this down
See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, what I'm hearing is read more just unfathomable. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?